“Right now, I’ve got to be the messiah and fix world hunger and erase the national deficit. I don’t know if I can do all that, but everybody’s looking for me to do it so I might as well give it a shot. George W. Bush called me this morning and asked me how we can lower taxes. He wanted to know if I could come help put an end to the Middle East crisis, too.” – Coyotes superstar forward Jeremy Roenick.
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